100 Acre Drug Use

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Rabbit is on amphetamines, Eeyore is a former opiate addict trying to readjust to society, poo is obviously on pot, tigger is the one on cocaine, christopher robin is possibly on peyote, but most likely just suffers from child onset schizophrenia (side note, schizophrenics are statistically much more likely to become dependent on and abuse narcotics) piglet is a fucking light weight who foolishly dabbles in whatever his associates are doing but easily succumbs to "the fear."

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it's mental disorders in the 100 Acre Woods. Christopher Robin is schizophrenic, Winnie the Pooh has an eating disorder, Piglet has General Anxiety Disorder, Tigger has ADHD, Kanga and Roo are codependant, and Eeyore has Depression. Perhaps owl is a shrink.

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7 signs to prove that Winnie the Pooh characters have mental disorder.
1) Eyeore the Donkey doesn’t care about anything, slow reactions, and lack of motivation. : Schizoid
2) Rabbit Gets into Everyones Business and constantly needs everything: Narcissitic Personality Disorder.
3) Piglet is afraid of everything and is paranoid of constantly being chased: Generalized Anxiety Disorder.
4) Tigger can’t calm down, bounces all the time and is never tired. :ADHD
5) Pooh loves sweets and has the Wildest Imagination: OCD
6) Christopher Robin can Talk to animals: Schitzophrenia
7) Owl is always there to help anyone who needs it: Altruistic

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owl is has narsisstic personality disorder...he thinks hes the best and knows everything, rabbit has ocd...everything has to be perfect, tigger is adhd, piglet is general anxiety disorder, eeyor is depressed, christopher robin is schizophrenic and pooh is bipolar

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Owl has an inferiority complex and delusions of grandeur... Rabbit has OCD and Narcissistic Personality Disorder, Poo has Attention Deficit Disorder, is an addict and has an eating disorder, Piglet has G.A.D, Eeyore is Manic Depressant, Tigger has ADHD, Kanga is the only normal animal, Roo has early ADHD, Christopher Robin is actually normal, most children his age would talk to stuffed animals, he is only 8 years old...

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Eeyore = Valium (tired, mopey, depressed)
Tigger = Speed (very hyper and non stop)
Rabbit = Recovering Alcoholic (always stressed out by everything going on)
Piglet = Cocaine (paranoid and stutters)
Pooh = Pot (always hungry and forgetful)
Owl = Prozac or Ecstasy (likes to tell long stories that aren't related to current conversations and most people lose track of what he is saying)
Christopher Robin = Acid (He talked to stuffed animals and they talked back.)
Kanga and Roo = Dealers (its all in the pouch)

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Eeyore is probably on some kind of opiate, and gets depressed when he cant get his fix.
Pooh is obviously the pothead, he has constant munchies.
Tigger is probably on coke or amphetamine, MDMA itself doesnt make one energetic.
Rabbit would be a recovering alcoholic with a bad case of OCD and a temper because he misses drinking.
Owl is clean of drugs and tries to stage interventions for the rest of them.
Piglet either has an anxiety disorder, is just generally paranoid, or is suffering from amphetamine psychosis.
And christopher robin does extremely high doses of LSD. Or is schizo. :P